Archive for June 8th, 2008

Meet the Spartans (Trailer)
Reviewed by Paul Holmes

This monstrosity ties with “Date Movie” (2006) as worst spoof movie ever. Oddly – they have same writers and directors. In North Korea, this duo would be publicly hung for making such a terrible film. (Further proof that North Korea isn’t really all that bad.)

I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but “Please, Hollywood, bring back the Wayan Brothers!!”

I’m embarrassed that I paid money to watch this – I even had a $2 off coupon, but it was still more of a waste of precious time than money.

I’m no prude. I like adolescent humour (I am male, after all). But this was just stupid! I’m pretty sure that even the 12 year old boys who went to see it would be shaking their heads.

Theoretically based on the smash hit, “300″ (2006), they had plenty to work with. The result was a miserable, amateurish, unfunny mess.

There may be no resurrecting Kevin Sorbo’s career now!